I thought you would enjoy this: The absolute worst sentence of 2012
“As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female laying up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, causing inflammation, whether the eyes are truly the windows of the soul; and, if so, his soul needed regrouting.”
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2012win.html
Can you top that? Go on, you know you want to try... put your best effort in the comment box and share with the world.
-Sonja
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